Frequently Asked Questions
Is this really based off your kids?!?
- No… well not really. Ben (in the comic) is older. He is a combination of his cousin Dustin, and himself. Bryan (in the comic) also has some of Ben’s traits.
Does Bryan really like Elvis?
- Yes… but not as much as in the comic. Both Bryan and Ben like Elvis, but it has more to do with the “Lilo and Stich” movie than anything else.
Do you really hate Microsoft?
- No… I’m a die hard mac guy though. I am not really partial to the Microsoft operating system. Yeah, I have owned Pee Cees before also. From Windows 3.0 and up, as well as System 6 on the mac.
Why does the comic panels change size all the time?
- I decided in the beginning I wanted to explore different ways to do things. Sometimes I feel that I need to do longer panels, other times it’s a time restraint so I think all I’ll have time for is a small one. Other times I have an idea for a certain look… and that is when I do a full page for the fun of it. Same way with the color. Don’t get used to “SM” in color. I could always change to black and white, or even just a couple of spot colors. It just depends.
Are you from Australia?
- First off, …I do not, nor have I ever have lived in, nor visited Australia. When I started this whole thing it was with some help from a few Australians. You know how it is …one forum leads to another, …next thing you know you’re “digitally hanging” out with a bunch of Australians. It’s really an old story repeated everyday on the web. (But I have seen all the “Mad Max” films!)
Do you believe in all that conspiracy Stuff?
- I get emails from time to time. No… I make fun of conspiracies. It’s a comic, it’s drawn. Not trying to make a statement or move mountains. Just trying to make you guys chuckle and help you kill a couple of minutes out of your day. So for everyone else here is a quick run down…
- Bigfoot - Till someone bags one, this one is open.
- Loch Ness Monster - *See above.
- Illuminati - No. Most large companies can’t even get there act together much less rule the world.
- Aliens - Extraterrestrial… not sure. Illegal… oh yeah.
- 911 - It was terrorists… deal with it already.
- The Holocaust - Of course it happended!
- JFK - Covert rouge elements of the US Military killed him. At least that is my theory, your welcomed to your own.
- Paris Hilton - Yes… she is actually that stupid.
- Area 51 - They do “skunk works” there, of course you’re going to see weird crap at night there.
- Death of Marilyn Monroe - Tough call… I’ll take “someone killed her” Alex.
- Apollo Moon Landing - Yes, it happened.
- Julia Child secret agent of the OSS? - Oh yeah! I always suspected it!
- Are you part of a secret think tank known as “GreyMatters”?
Ha, ha, Ha, …Boy I wish I had a nickle for every time I have been asked that. No! - Questions are over!







